The fact is, there is a single source of all your unhappiness, problems, stress and self-doubt. It’s not your mother. It’s not constipation. It’s not credit card debt. Dianetics can get rid of all the negative things in your life. It’s the only thing that can. You don’t believe me? Say it out loud and you will see what I mean, “Dianetics.” Try it with a fake echo effect. “Dianetics, etics, etics, etics…”

Dianetics can help you achieve:

* Higher intelligence
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* Amazing vitality
* Powerful memory
* Strong willpower
* Radiant health
* Virtual heterosexuality
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* Adequate self-control

Please note, this is not a quick-fix, fly-by-night, get-Katie-Holmes-pregnant scheme. Dianetics is and has been the all-time self-help bestseller for one reason – it works. For more than fifty years, with over 21 million copies sold, Dianetics is generating a movement that spans over 100 nations and bank accounts worldwide. It is indisputably the most widely read book ever written about the mind, except maybe the Bible which is more like fables and stuff.

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Its good enough for Tom Cruise. Don’t you think you want some of that action?